Emeritus Professor Emissionraiseth, Vice-Chancellor Gaslove and Adjunct Professor Greenhousen appeareth at BHP’s global headquarters, 101 Collinst Street, Melbourne. Photo courtesy of Photo courtesy of Julian Meehan

Flat Earthers

Travelling backeth through time using relativity-illusory, global-worm-holing techniques, we Flat Earthers are esteemedeth Medieval Astro-Geologists frometh the Universitarse of Climatastropharse (est. 1033AD).

We serveth the fossil Billionaires United Mining Services (BUMS) conglomerate of interlinkaged peak body thinketh-tanks and public policy wonketh groups.

Devotees to unlimited substrata profiteering, we verily cometh to bequetheth our greateth wisdom upon thine nobleth Aussie Frackers.

Adjunct Professor Greenhousen and Chancellor Lovecoal appeareth as expert witnesses at the Abbott Government’s Senate Inquisition of renewable energy, 2013.

Our research doth showeth that wind turbines trapeth stardust in the Earth’s atmosphere, thus causeth dangerous global worming and an unsustainable increaseth in white peoples’ freckles.

Furthermoreth, we have doth proveth that solar panels extracteth the suns’ rays out of the universe, awayeth from all constellations of the Great Firmament in the Heavens Above!

And furthermoreth that wind farms bloweth the Earth off its axis and into a nasty, foreign-owned galaxy! Know thine trueth we sayeth!

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