Updated – Climate Guardians Engie HQ Visitation

Updated – Climate Guardians Engie HQ Visitation

Press Release Thursday 10th December 2015 For immediate release. A flock of Climate Guardian Angels from Australia descended on Engie’s head office in Paris to decry the corporation’s appalling treatment of Victoria’s Latrobe Valley community and their environment....

Bonjour COP21 Paris!

It’s wonderful to be here in Paris—the City of Love & Light—for COP21. Signage about the UN conference from Monday 30 November until Friday 11 December is everywhere. So are police and gendarmes patrolling the streets and metros following the horrific terrorist...

Singing The Climate Blues

See Angel Harriet Ripley singing an acclimatized version of the blues anthem Summertime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDX7K6oB35w and an acclimatized version of Skinny Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PB4e2nUHr8

It’s official, Climate Guardians to perform in ArtCOP21!

It’s official, Climate Guardians to perform in ArtCOP21!

Climate Guardians are thrilled to be performing in Paris as part of ArtCOP21, an exceptional global climate festival connecting hundreds of thousands of people rising to the climate challenge. ArtCOP21 hosts an extensive global programme of over 180 major public art...

How to make your own DIY angel wings

How to make your own DIY angel wings

Anyone can adopt Angel symbolism to make a visual demand for climate justice:   To make it easier for others to undertake their own Climate Guardian actions, Zoe and her friend have developed a prototype set of wings that are durable and light-weight and can...

Climate Guardian Angels to Descend on the Paris COP21 Talks

Climate Guardian Angels to Descend on the Paris COP21 Talks

The announcement of Australia’s 26% emissions reduction target based on 2005 levels by the Federal government has incited the Climate Guardians to travel at their own expense to the Paris COP21 climate talks to express Australians’ widespread frustration at our...

Submission to the Inquiry into Unconventional Gas in Victoria

Submission to the Inquiry into Unconventional Gas in Victoria

Thank you for the opportunity to provide a submission regarding this important issue. Unconventional gas is a fossil fuel that is extracted through fracking (a layperson’s term for hydraulic fracturing), a process of fracturing rocks to allow collection of oil and...

Wings of Desire – Help The Climate Guardians Stay Elevated

Wings of Desire – Help The Climate Guardians Stay Elevated

We have planned a special treat for everyone to come along and join us for our fundraiser! Wings of Desire - Help The Climate Guardians Stay Elevated is to help with a stack of expenses that have mounted up over the 2 years we've been working on the campaign -...

Your Taxes @ Work

Mar 6, 2017

Bff Australian Broadcasting COALition captains Michelle & Vanessa Guthrie

Bff Australian Broadcasting COALture captains Michelle & Vanessa Guthrie

Backed by neo-heavyweights, including BUMS* CEO2 Coral Bleach, Michelle & Vanessa Guthrie (no relation) have united on the ABC’s board to usher in a new era of ‘balance’ from the public broadcaster!

Ever since Ruppie’s daddy Keith helped found the Institute of Public Affairs (IPA) and the LNP way back in the day—more than 70 years ago!— Coal Diggers have longed to be the guardians of Australia’s trusted public broadcaster. They just love playing with microphones! And given their role in preserving ‘jobs, jobs, jobs and growth’ in Australia’s prostrated coaltural heartland, Coal Diggers are after all fully entitled to not pay taxes or for advertising.

Rebranding the ABC: Australian Broadcasting COALition

Rebranding the ABC: Australian Broadcasting COALition

Thus, t’was indeed a triumph when the Turnbull government overruled that pesky independent selection panel to appoint Vanessa Guthrie— chairwoman of the Minerals Council of Australia to ABC’s board.

ABC board heavyweights Michelle & Vanessa Guthrie (soul sistas, no relation)

ABC board heavyweights Michelle & Vanessa Guthrie (soul sistas, no relation)

Thanks to the Coal Diggers, Australians will now fund and enjoy endless images of their leaders lovingly fondling lumps of coal in parliament while being force fed fossil fuel industry spin about renewable energy’s alleged role in causing blackouts. And for the kiddies, they’ll like so dig the soon to be released Hey Clean-Coal Fairy clip, adapted—with mineral intervention (oops minimal! 😘 )—from Wiggles’ classic Hey There Wally!

Community minded BUMS help ABC broadcasters learn to love coal too!

Community minded BUMS help ABC broadcasters learn to love coal too!

Hey Clean-Coal Fairy, you’ve got to save our BUMS!

Clean-Coal, Clean-Coal, Clean-Coal, Clean-Coal Fairy, clean that carbon outa coal

You’ve got to make coal sparkle green

Just keep on a’ digging and’a dealing

Your wand keeps going round in circles, so BUMS stay super rich!

 

Hey Clean-Coal Fairy, you’ve got to save our BUMS!

Clean-Coal, Clean-Coal, Clean-Coal, Clean-Coal Fairy, keep waving your wand

You gotta be a great musician, yeas, aah, if only

Gotta wave your magic wand

Oh yea clean our coal, so BUMS stay super rich!

 

Hey Clean-Coal Fairy, you’re gotta be a great magician

You gotta clean that carbon outa coal

No, no, no, you’re gonna be the best magician

Yeah, ha, ha, ha, the best magician in the world

Ladies and Gentleman, introducing Clean-Coal Fairy, the best

Magician that ever lived, totes bff to billionaires,

Hey, Magician we mean, ha ha ha ha ha

No, no autographs, no please, stand back, no no, ha ha

You might find out her secrets, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Remember magic isn’t magic when you know how it’s done

Hee hee, weeeeeeee

And now for Fairy’s first trick, Ahhh, thya, thya, oh that’s right

First taxpayers pay our BUMS!

* Billionaires United Mining Services – a joint venture PPP (aka Protecting Private Profits) with Australia’s LNP Leaders

 

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