BUMS Election Eve Blitz

BUMS Election Eve Blitz

  Here they are - Coral Bleach and The Coal Heads - at Parliament station standing up for BUMS, ahem, YOUR rightful rights and entitlements on the eve of Australia's Federal Election 2022!   Making sure that peeps don't be fooled by other peeps' FAKE NEWS*!...

COP26 Bridge to Zero Emissions Performance

COP26 Bridge to Zero Emissions Performance

Sunday, 31st October 2021, from 7pm to sunset in Melbourne (from 8am Glasgow, UK time)

A performed installation of newly created music to send a powerful message to United Nations delegates as they arrived for Day 1 of COP26 climate negotiations.

As dusk fell, seven Climate Guardians performed on Melbourne’s iconic Princes Bridge; one Angel for each of the Earth’s continents. Joining as Angels, composers/musicians Susan Bamford Caleo and Elissa Goodrich performed their specially created music arranged for Federation Handbells.

A Deadly Gas Grab

To mark World Environment Day 2021, we're challenging one of Australia's most polluting proposals - BHP & Woodside's Scarborough LNG project. Seriously dodgy carbon accounting practices are enabling fossil fuel companies to exempt emissions from projects that they...

Facts vs Falsehoods and other news

As challenging as well as deeply unfairly felt as lockdowns have been, COVID-19’s capacity to expose democracy’s diseases has been exceptional. At least it seems that a lot more people are seriously considering what the point is of: • leaders who wilfully ignore...

BUMS Stand Up for AGL!

What follows is BUMS official submission to this heinous Victorian Government Inquiry: 24 August 2020 Crib Point Inquiry and Advisory Committee Planning Panels Victoria SUBMISSION: Crib Point gas import jetty and gas pipeline project Dear Sir/Madam, This Inquiry is...

COALvid-19: “Hellscape” for Carbon Barons

In this leaked email from Coal Digger Coral Bleach to ScoMo, Aussie billionaire fossil fuel doyens plead for further massive public handouts.  Dearly Devoted ScoMo, We can't thank you and your fossil fuel friendly office enough for entrusting us with Australia's...

Urgent Message to COP25 Delegates: Time for Cooperative Agreements

As United Nations delegates were arriving for Day 1 of COP25 climate negotiations in Madrid, 624 pairs of hand cast clay skins from Bridget Nicholson’s Touch This Earth Lightly project lay in tight neat rows on the banks of the Yarra River opposite Federation Square...

BHP: Evolve Your Purpose

Dear Mr Henry, Congratulations on your new role as BHP's CEO. We feel encouraged by reports suggesting that you intend continuing BHP's progress in response to fast evolving community expectations that companies take responsibility for their impacts on communities and...

Here To Win Not Fight: IMARC Blockade for Climate Justice

Climate Guardians are immensely proud to have joined hundreds of courageous people from all walks of life—teachers, musicians, traditional custodians, doctors, writers, artists, labourers, nurses, academics and so on—at the recent IMARC (International Mining and...

The Clean Coal Fairy™ (every polluter’s fantasy)

Feb 16, 2017

Federal Cabinet Ministers fondling lumps of coal in parliament is all the evidence needed to prove that digging & dealing & burning is what makes Australia the truly greatest quarry in the world.

To unequivocally allay the doubts of any deniers out there, the Clean Coal Fairy™ has landed! As the latest in Australia’s arsenal of clean coal commercialising technologies, the Clean Coal Fairy™ will solve global worming (real or imagined), save civilisation, as well as the profits of our beleaguered fossil fuel industry, and make Straya proud!

To debunk ideologically motivated rumours that clean coal doesn't exist, Coal Diggers CEO2 Coral Bleach, key Federal Government Ministers and mining industry heavy weights held a press conference at Federal Minister for Environment and Energy Josh Frydenberg's office to announce the innovative Clean Coal Fairy™

To debunk ideologically motivated rumours that clean coal doesn’t exist, Coal Diggers CEO2 Coral Bleach, key Federal Government Ministers and mining industry heavy weights held a high profile press conference at Federal Minister for Environment and Energy Josh Frydenberg’s office to announce the innovative Clean Coal Fairy™

Coal Digger’s CEOCoral Bleach said: ‘With just a wave of her magic wand, the Clean Coal Fairy can turn Australian coal into the cleanest and greenest coal ever, like poof!’


Given the clever country’s love of BBQ’s and burning coal generally, there’s never been a better time to be a proud Australian taxpayer, insisted the Clean Coal Fairy’s™ creator Adjunct Professor Greenhouses of the esteemed Flat Earth Institute from the Universitarse of Climatastropharse (est. 1033AD).


“Our joint venture partners in the Federal Government got it instantly. They can see that the Clean Coal Fairy is a real game changer and not just an alternative fact’ added Ms Bleach.

The Coal Diggers’ tirelessly efficient Clean Coal Fairy miraculously turns tonnes of dirty coal into clean coal with just a wave of her magic wand! It’s true. You can see for yourself!


It’s simply not true that the Clean Coal Fairy™ is an idiotic Trump-like fantasy, as reported by Independent Australia. She’s real! She’s ‘bewitching’! So never forget, miracles can happen! Wishes can come true (see below for the non-alternative evidence)!