Here they are - Coral Bleach and The Coal Heads - at Parliament station standing up for BUMS, ahem, YOUR rightful rights and entitlements on the eve of Australia's Federal Election 2022! Making sure that peeps don't be fooled by other peeps' FAKE NEWS*!...
Sunday, 31st October 2021, from 7pm to sunset in Melbourne (from 8am Glasgow, UK time)
A performed installation of newly created music to send a powerful message to United Nations delegates as they arrived for Day 1 of COP26 climate negotiations.
As dusk fell, seven Climate Guardians performed on Melbourne’s iconic Princes Bridge; one Angel for each of the Earth’s continents. Joining as Angels, composers/musicians Susan Bamford Caleo and Elissa Goodrich performed their specially created music arranged for Federation Handbells.
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In this leaked email from Coal Digger Coral Bleach to ScoMo, Aussie billionaire fossil fuel doyens plead for further massive public handouts. Dearly Devoted ScoMo, We can't thank you and your fossil fuel friendly office enough for entrusting us with Australia's...
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Today Coral Bleach and her high flying BUMS* entourage—including Our Gina, Our Mitch (Minister for Billionaires Communications), Our Rupie (Emperor of Our Media Empire), Our Vanessa (Chief of the Minerals Council of Australia and already on ABC’s Board thanks to Our Mitch), and other effluent Billionaire Coal Diggers and aspirants—joined together for a high powered re-launch of the newly re-branded Institute for Gina’s Affairs.
CEO2 of BUMS Coral Bleach with Our Gina, Our Rupie, Our Minister Mitch and Our Vanessa. We think it’s about time Aussies knew the facts behind the scenes.
Institute of Public Affairs people are literally all over our media thanks largely to Our Mentor and Spiritual Mother Gina.
Our Vanessa opens up about how hurtful it was when the smashed avocado people criticised her ABC board appointment on the grounds that her only expertise is in digging up and burning Australia
“As court documents show, Our Gina has rightfully given untold millions to the (former) Institute of Public Affairs—as much as 91 per cent of its entire budget during 2016. Clearly she deserves Naming Rights status for her heroic efforts to defend us Billionaires from the green communist immigrants!, said BUMS* CEO2 Ms Coral Bleach.
Our Generous Gina finally enjoys the attention she deserves!
With its deductible gift recipient (charity) status, The Institute of Public Affairs has long been the darling of charitable lobby groups for the rich and powerful. Expressed another way, what Billionaire Coal Digger could refuse a tax deduction for lobbying services to scrap environmental protections and workers rights? And considering how much free content Gina’s IPA has showered on the ABC, clearly Aussie’s have a right to know the facts of her generous patronage!
Our Rupie mansplains how global media empires operate to ensure that only the right facts—Our Facts—are reported.
Thanks to the Institute for Gina Affairs, billionaires are on track to own and control ALL mainstream media outlets. And thanks to Our Mitch it’s looking like we’ll be back re-launching the ABC as the GBC in no time!,” suggested Ms Bleach with a wink and nod.
CEO2 Coral Bleach interviews Our Mitch for her new Coal Digger Lifestyles program, coming soon!
Here we are inside the ABC, while the eager media throng was restrained by our loyal #457 visa worker guards.
‘On that note, have you read our latest fav IPA publication (reprints to be rebranded IGA, naturally) publication, Against Public Broadcasting: Why Facts Cost Us Money & How We Hide Them From You?” added Ms Bleach.
* Billionaires United Mining Services – a joint venture PPP (aka Protecting Private Profits) with Australia’s COALition