BUMS Election Eve Blitz

BUMS Election Eve Blitz

  Here they are - Coral Bleach and The Coal Heads - at Parliament station standing up for BUMS, ahem, YOUR rightful rights and entitlements on the eve of Australia's Federal Election 2022!   Making sure that peeps don't be fooled by other peeps' FAKE NEWS*!...

COP26 Bridge to Zero Emissions Performance

COP26 Bridge to Zero Emissions Performance

Sunday, 31st October 2021, from 7pm to sunset in Melbourne (from 8am Glasgow, UK time)

A performed installation of newly created music to send a powerful message to United Nations delegates as they arrived for Day 1 of COP26 climate negotiations.

As dusk fell, seven Climate Guardians performed on Melbourne’s iconic Princes Bridge; one Angel for each of the Earth’s continents. Joining as Angels, composers/musicians Susan Bamford Caleo and Elissa Goodrich performed their specially created music arranged for Federation Handbells.

A Deadly Gas Grab

To mark World Environment Day 2021, we're challenging one of Australia's most polluting proposals - BHP & Woodside's Scarborough LNG project. Seriously dodgy carbon accounting practices are enabling fossil fuel companies to exempt emissions from projects that they...

Facts vs Falsehoods and other news

As challenging as well as deeply unfairly felt as lockdowns have been, COVID-19’s capacity to expose democracy’s diseases has been exceptional. At least it seems that a lot more people are seriously considering what the point is of: • leaders who wilfully ignore...

BUMS Stand Up for AGL!

What follows is BUMS official submission to this heinous Victorian Government Inquiry: 24 August 2020 Crib Point Inquiry and Advisory Committee Planning Panels Victoria SUBMISSION: Crib Point gas import jetty and gas pipeline project Dear Sir/Madam, This Inquiry is...

COALvid-19: “Hellscape” for Carbon Barons

In this leaked email from Coal Digger Coral Bleach to ScoMo, Aussie billionaire fossil fuel doyens plead for further massive public handouts.  Dearly Devoted ScoMo, We can't thank you and your fossil fuel friendly office enough for entrusting us with Australia's...

Urgent Message to COP25 Delegates: Time for Cooperative Agreements

As United Nations delegates were arriving for Day 1 of COP25 climate negotiations in Madrid, 624 pairs of hand cast clay skins from Bridget Nicholson’s Touch This Earth Lightly project lay in tight neat rows on the banks of the Yarra River opposite Federation Square...

BHP: Evolve Your Purpose

Dear Mr Henry, Congratulations on your new role as BHP's CEO. We feel encouraged by reports suggesting that you intend continuing BHP's progress in response to fast evolving community expectations that companies take responsibility for their impacts on communities and...

Here To Win Not Fight: IMARC Blockade for Climate Justice

Climate Guardians are immensely proud to have joined hundreds of courageous people from all walks of life—teachers, musicians, traditional custodians, doctors, writers, artists, labourers, nurses, academics and so on—at the recent IMARC (International Mining and...

Magicoal Pudding

Jun 16, 2017

Magicoal Pudding is mineral rich, organical, and ‘clean’ & green!

Oh that Sweetie Alan Finkel, what a Sorcerer he is!

While our people in high places combust over particulates in the Finkel Review’s Clean Energy Target, we Coal Diggers are secretly delighted!

For, in line with our expertant submission, there’s to be no more discrimination against coal!

With a shout out to our mentor Tony, Coalene Pitt digs in!

Now, without a limit on ‘low emission certificates’, our fabulous Clean Coal Fairy can freely jump out of Finkel’s Magicoal Pudding as many times as she likes!

Our fully automated, artificially intelligent Clean Coal Fairy is always on the job!

Furthermore, unlike that has been, totes coalist Renewable Energy Target (gross discrimination against us billionaire miners!), the Coalition’s CET = is a win win win for us Coal Digger BUMS Bébès!


Magicoal Pudding, featuring in our next edition of Cooking with Coal & Gas: Recipes for Disaster!

“Told you it was rich!” exclaims Coral Bleach

So just ignore those little leftants, like the greenies at Lighter Footprint’s sellout event, held outrageously in our beloved Josh Frydenberg’s very own electorate! So many of the green-whingers booked seats that the pinko organisers had to move the event to a bigger hall, open up the whole balcony and still turn hundreds away cuz they’d simply run outa seats! Totes UnAustralian. Get A Job!

Don’t be fooled, totes fake audience!