Here they are - Coral Bleach and The Coal Heads - at Parliament station standing up for BUMS, ahem, YOUR rightful rights and entitlements on the eve of Australia's Federal Election 2022! Making sure that peeps don't be fooled by other peeps' FAKE NEWS*!...
Sunday, 31st October 2021, from 7pm to sunset in Melbourne (from 8am Glasgow, UK time)
A performed installation of newly created music to send a powerful message to United Nations delegates as they arrived for Day 1 of COP26 climate negotiations.
As dusk fell, seven Climate Guardians performed on Melbourne’s iconic Princes Bridge; one Angel for each of the Earth’s continents. Joining as Angels, composers/musicians Susan Bamford Caleo and Elissa Goodrich performed their specially created music arranged for Federation Handbells.
To mark World Environment Day 2021, we're challenging one of Australia's most polluting proposals - BHP & Woodside's Scarborough LNG project. Seriously dodgy carbon accounting practices are enabling fossil fuel companies to exempt emissions from projects that they...
Image courtesy of Julian Meehan As reported in The Mornington Peninsula News, Climate Guardians proudly joined concerned local citizens from Save Westernport at Crib Point’s Woolley’s Beach on Monday 22 February. Our visit was strategically timed to coincide with the...
As challenging as well as deeply unfairly felt as lockdowns have been, COVID-19’s capacity to expose democracy’s diseases has been exceptional. At least it seems that a lot more people are seriously considering what the point is of: • leaders who wilfully ignore...
What follows is BUMS official submission to this heinous Victorian Government Inquiry: 24 August 2020 Crib Point Inquiry and Advisory Committee Planning Panels Victoria SUBMISSION: Crib Point gas import jetty and gas pipeline project Dear Sir/Madam, This Inquiry is...
In this leaked email from Coal Digger Coral Bleach to ScoMo, Aussie billionaire fossil fuel doyens plead for further massive public handouts. Dearly Devoted ScoMo, We can't thank you and your fossil fuel friendly office enough for entrusting us with Australia's...
As United Nations delegates were arriving for Day 1 of COP25 climate negotiations in Madrid, 624 pairs of hand cast clay skins from Bridget Nicholson’s Touch This Earth Lightly project lay in tight neat rows on the banks of the Yarra River opposite Federation Square...
Dear Mr Henry, Congratulations on your new role as BHP's CEO. We feel encouraged by reports suggesting that you intend continuing BHP's progress in response to fast evolving community expectations that companies take responsibility for their impacts on communities and...
Climate Guardians are immensely proud to have joined hundreds of courageous people from all walks of life—teachers, musicians, traditional custodians, doctors, writers, artists, labourers, nurses, academics and so on—at the recent IMARC (International Mining and...
Coal Diggers welcoming guests at Frydenberg’s Kooyong 200 Club’s sneaky fundraising brekkie, March 2016
Surely you’re just as buoyed (and unsurprised) as we are to see Our ‘Mr Coal’ Josh Frydenberg* take charge of Australia’s Energy & Environment! And the failed former Environment Minister Greg Hunt forge ahead as Minister for Industry & Innovation! And celebrated climate septic Matt Canavan unearth our remaining ‘Resources’ (not that we’re running out LOL)!
Coal Diggers delivering Environment Minister Greg Hunt coal for Christmas just days after he approved the world’s biggest coal mine in Queensland, just days after agreeing to COP21’s declaration to limit temperature increases below 2 degrees
It’s as our ‘Mr Coal’ himself says: “Resources is to the Australian economy what the baggy green is to Australian sport: totemic; iconic; indispensable to our national story and synonymous with our national identity.” And for the record Mr Coal most definitely was not then talking about our sun-drenched and windswept quarry. Er country.
Bébès, just between us, know that it’s no coincidence that tonnes of secretive donations trickling down through the covert web of Coal-ition & Institute of Public Affairs ‘clubs’ have paid off for us Coal Diggers.
Coal Diggers with BUMS Gina, Ruppie and Johnny from IPA, welcoming the press at the Green Group Inquisition, September 2015
In case you’re under any illusions as to the power of our effluence, here we are with Mr Coal welcoming our fellow BUMS† of the Kooyong 200 Club. You’ve got to get up pretty early to hide so many political donations!
Coral Bleach mingling with Kooyong 200 Club BUMS at Frydenberg’s sneaky fundraising brekkie, March 2016
On a final note, Readers, whatever you do, DO NOT associate with those extremist, alarmist, elitist Climate Guardian Angel #Karens! They’re DANGEROUS to our profits! See…
Mothers and Grandmothers portending at Federal Minister for Resources & Energy Josh Frydenberg’s office on Mothers Day eve 2016
†Billionaires United Mining Services, a PPP venture partnership with the Coal-ition and Murdoch media empire
* ta Andrew Bolt