Responding to treacherous announcement re free solar extractors

Responding to treacherous announcement re free solar extractors

BREAKING: On behalf of BUMS*, Coral Bleach and Lignite Pitt QC are seeking legal advice to challenge the Victorian state government's massive rooftop solar power scheme on the grounds that it undermines their legacy control over power. "It's a reckless and selfish...

Naming Rights for Gina Now: Re-launching The IPA @ABC!

Naming Rights for Gina Now: Re-launching The IPA @ABC!

  Today Coral Bleach and her high flying BUMS* entourage—including Our Gina, Our Mitch (Minister for Billionaires Communications), Our Rupie (Emperor of Our Media Empire), Our Vanessa (Chief of the Minerals Council of Australia and already on ABC’s Board thanks to Our...

#ArtNotEcocide

#ArtNotEcocide

Do you think it's reasonable for people with long histories of influencing public policies in order to prop up the profits of highly destructive industries to hold prestigious positions on boards and special committees of our nation’s proudest cultural institutions?...

THURSDAY 15 MARCH 2018

IPCC cities conference tackles gaps between science and climate action on the ground https://theconversation.com/ipcc-cities-conference-tackles-gaps-between-science-and-climate-action-on-the-ground-93287 Eastern Mediterranean summer will be two months longer by end of...

A cultural activist at COP23, Bonn

I am sitting in a café at the top of a department store in the middle of Bonn, Germany. I’m here for the coffee, free Wi-Fi and easy access to a toilet. The simple needs of a traveller. It’s early in the day and people, mostly older people, are gathered in small...

Only One Earth

Only One Earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZLo8YUPHN4 Given the converging crisis we face—as evidenced by extreme weather conditions everywhere and horrifying rates of species loss—all polluting industries must now take full responsibility for halting their greenhouse gas...

Force for Sustainable Progress or Tool for Tyrants?

Force for Sustainable Progress or Tool for Tyrants?

As the US was reeling from unprecedented hurricanes, Climate Guardians hand delivered scrolls with universal messages to Silicon Valley. In our travels we had many conversations with curious passersby. We discussed the insidious and predatory ways in which profit...

Magicoal Pudding

Magicoal Pudding

Oh that Sweetie Alan Finkel, what a Sorcerer he is! While our people in high places combust over particulates in the Finkel Review’s Clean Energy Target, we Coal Diggers are secretly delighted! For, in line with our expertant submission, there’s to be no more...

Coal Diggers’ Landmark Claim against Mums, Dads and Farmers!

Coal Diggers’ Landmark Claim against Mums, Dads and Farmers!

How could we just stand by while poor Gina is being picked on for suing Victorians for $2.7bn for not letting her local pet company, Lakes Oil, frack where it wants, and Guatam fields such unreasonable attacks from all the little people having tanties and trying to...

BUMS High Rank Submission to Climate Change Review 2017

BUMS High Rank Submission to Climate Change Review 2017

5 May 2017 Climate Change Policies Review - Discussion Paper submissions 2017 Review Branch Department of the Environment and Energy GPO Box 787 Canberra ACT 2601 Via: climatechangereview@environment.gov.au Submission to: Climate Change Review 2017 Global worming (or,...

BUMS Election Eve Blitz

Jul 9, 2022

Coral Bleach & The Coal Heads storm Parliament Station, Melbourne, 19th May 2022, Image courtesy of Julian Meehan

 

Here they are – Coral Bleach and The Coal Heads – at Parliament station standing up for BUMS, ahem, YOUR rightful rights and entitlements on the eve of Australia’s Federal Election 2022! ✊💰

 

Coral Bleach handing out BUMS ‘how to vote’ cards while The Coal Heads rocked. Image courtesy of Julian Meehan

Making sure that peeps don’t be fooled by other peeps’ FAKE NEWS*!

Coral Bleach explains why no one will have any jobs or avocados if greenest/tealist revolutionists get any seats in Parliament. Image courtesy of Julian Meehan

Reassuring random peeps that EVERYTHING Clive & us fellow BUMS say is totes TRUE! 👍

How good are The Coal Heads?! Image courtesy of Julian Meehan

* help keep Oz’s zero truth in political advertising a thing (that works very well for us)! 😉