The Flat Earth Institute

Appearing as expert witnesses at the Abbott Government’s Renewable Energy Inquisition, 2013

Travelling back through time using relativity-illusory, global-worm-holing techniques, we are medieval astronomers from the esteemed Flat Earth Institute of the Universitarse of Climatastropharse (est 1033AD). Our delegation of Flat Earthers includes Adjunct Professor Greenhausen, Emeritus Emissionraiseth, Chancellor Carbonaceous and Vice Chancellor Lovecoal. We verily cometh to parliament sittings to bequetheth our great wisdom upon thine noble Aussie Oi Ois of the Liberal COALition. Naturally, we are devoted brethren of the BUMS* conglomerate of interlinkaged peak body think tanks and public policy wonky groups devoted to unlimited substrata profiteering of the Flat Earth.

Flat Earth Institute welcoming delegates to Lord Monckton's presentation

Flat Earth Institute Expertants for BUMS

Indeedeth, you’d thinketh we’d stepped out of the medieval warming period, thanks to our supportive friends at Rose Chong Costumiers!

*Billionaires United Mining Services

 

The Flat Earth Institute of the Universitarse of Apocalyptiarse (est. 1033) confer on honorary BhP on the shadow minister for Climate Change Greg Hunt for his Direct Action Plan

The Flat Earth Institute of the Universitarse of Climatastrophas (est. 1033) confer an honorary BhP on the shadow minister for Climate Change Greg Hunt for his Direct Action Plan

Here we confer on the Honorable Greg Hunt the Convocation Prize for Hot Air Causation after a panel of examiners did duly consider his oral examination in which he expertly defended the thesis titled ‘Non-delivery of an Invisible Substance to No one’. The examiners noted the candidate Hunt had, by the title of his thesis alone, formulated perhaps the most credible statement by the opposition to date and deemed his illiteration worthy of the highest degree conferred by the Universitarse of Apocalyptiarse in Gonzo Doctoring.

Bestowing an Honorary Fellowship in Lord Monckton

The premature minister Greg Hunt’s Direct Action Plan for a reverse auction of his Grandmother’s carbon abated scones, through revegetation in the tofu substrata of Fukushima, soil carbon sequinstration, capturing gas from the compost behind his back shed, and new energy efficiency regulations over Malcolm Turnbull’s self-abatements will verily mechanate the market directly into floating international policy conventions. The Coalition’s Direct Action plan will doubtless have those renewable energy heretics from the CSIRO, IPCC, NASA, World Bank, International Energy Agency, Price Waterhouse Coopers – and all those other gullible experts who think the world is round – exposed as witches consorting with Satan.

4 responses to “The Flat Earth Institute

  1. Great stuff!!! Keep up the medieval meddling. Or is that medievil? I see a knighthood on the horizon. I suggest you get some artists to construct a monument to stupidity for the denialists. Perhaps to good Lord Monktoon is the first to get the treatment.

  2. Came across your Submission to the Wind Turbine Inquiry via the Canberra Times – classic! Keep up the good work!

  3. Being completely unqualified to speak on science matters i would argue that the world is in fact cooling, and the culprit, wind farms! Extrapolate the effect of wind driven by a common fan used in the home. Scale this up and not only does the room cool, the whole world cools. We have an ice age approaching, break out the pop corn!

  4. Strange, I assumed that Greg Hunt was the leader of the Flat Earth society in Australia already!

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