It was a great privilege for the Climate Guardians to help launch Janet Laurence: After Nature at the Museum of Contemporary Art Australia (MCA) in Sydney on the last official day of Australia’s “unprecedented” Summer of 2019*. Continue reading
Youth climate strikers: ‘We are going to change the fate of humanity’
Students issue an open letter ahead of global day of action on 15 March, when young people are expected to strike across 50 nations
Dear Daniel Andrews and Team,
We wholeheartedly congratulate you All for your win. Your determined progressive policies to transition our economy away from dirty and wasteful energy systems to clean and renewable power, and investment in long neglected public infrastructure and services to address deep societal inequities and injustice have proven enormously popular. Continue reading
“We refuse to bequeath a dying planet to future generations by failing to act now. We act in peace, with ferocious love of these lands in our hearts. We act on behalf of life.” — #ExtinctionRebellion
Strategically timed to help support the global day of climate action on Saturday 17 November – with demonstrations and civil disobedience expected in a dozen or so countries – in Melbourne Climate Guardians heralded the Australian chapter of the international #ExtinctionRebellion movement calling for radical action to address the escalating global climate emergency.
In London on Saturday thousands of #ExtinctionRebellion protesters occupied five bridges across the Thames, leading to 85 arrests. These arrests follow many others in the UK during recent months, as more and more people are prepared to engage in peaceful civil disobedience to defend the living systems we all depend on. “The ‘social contract’ has been broken … [and] it is therefore not only our right but our moral duty to bypass the government’s inaction and flagrant dereliction of duty and to rebel to defend life itself,” said Gail Bradbrook, one of the #ExtinctionRebellion organisers.
No longer content with rallies, petitions and marches, the focus of the #ExtinctionRebellion movement is direct action, with people prepared not only to be arrested, but also to go to jail in large numbers. “This preparedness for sacrifice, a long history of political and religious revolt suggests, is essential to motivate and mobilise people to join an existential struggle. It is among such people that you find the public and civic sense now lacking in government. That we have to take such drastic action to defend the common realm shows how badly we have been abandoned,” said UK writer and long-time activist George Monbiot.
Only the strongest possible action can preserve a livable planet for our children and theirs. Please join us in supporting the global #ExtinctionRebellion movement, and its Australian chapter #ExtinctionRebellionOz.
It was a great pleasure and privilege for the Climate Guardians to perform at the inaugural Biennale of Australian Art (BOAA, until 6 Nov) and to contribute to the Art and Activism public discussion last weekend.
Presenting the work of 150 artists, showing more than 1500 artworks across 65 solo exhibitions, the Lakeside Sculpture Walk, The Great Australian Landscape, performance art events, BOAA Dark projects and major street installations, BOAA “tells Australian stories; stories of our past, present and future—reflecting what it means to be Australian today.”
Defying the deeply cynical ‘political’ framing of those unable to defend their anti-social and anti-environment views, the Climate Guardians proudly presented a performance piece challenging all people who are putting the short-term, vested interests of highly destructive, entrenched industries ahead of human rights and a liveable planet.
By our definition, ‘being political’ is to publicly, non-violently express one’s care for how others in the community, and in communities all around the world, will be impacted by our governments’ policies and by corporations’ actions. It is to meaningfully engage in democratic processes to ensure that our socio-political and economic systems are fair and sustainable, and that leaders with conflicts of interest are held to account. Caring about human rights and justice now and in the future demands that we urgently call for an emergency-scale response to the mounting climate crisis. Failure is not an option.
Welcome to Country
Performed by Deanne Gilson, a proud Wathaurung woman and artist from Ballarat. Deanne’s art practice deals with the objectification of Aboriginal women by the male colonial gaze and the loss of traditional practices and culture through colonisation.
Selected from a highly collaborative project driven by Anne Elvey, the Plumwood Mountain Journal’s Hope for Whole: Poets Speak Up to Adani poems were read by poet and academic Dr Ann Vickery with classical guitar accompaniment by Rick Sabbatini.
Recipe for a Giant Pickle by Anne Casey
Take one shovel
A big, big BIG shovel
Dig one hole
A big, big BLACK hole
Extract all carbon in form of coal (approximately 2.3 billion tonnes)
Reserve for later
Into the big, big BIG BLACK hole, pour:
All rights of the Wangan, Jagalingou and Juru indigenous people
120 billion litres of groundwater (if available)
Futures of Carmichael, Thompson, Barcoo, Diamantina, Flinders, Bulloo and Warrego rivers
Stir well before adding:
Lake Buchanan, Lake Galilee, Betts Creek, and as many small aquifers of the
Galilee and Great Artesian basins as you can get your hands on
(quantities subject to seasonal variation)
Slowly slide sand and soil of:
75,000 square kilometres of the Desert Uplands
into the big, big BIG BLACK hole
Using a sharp-bladed mixer, carefully blend in:
Large quantities and varieties of unique fauna – particularly Black Throated Finch
(Add Wallum Frogs and Sugar Gliders for colour and sweetness)
Over 14,000 species of irreplaceable indigenous flora – particularly rare boronia
(the rarer, the better)
Tip the remaining ingredients in and cover up:
23 laws relating to financial rectitude
Several large handfuls of environmental protection statues
One billion dollars of Australian taxpayers’ money
Sixty-nine thousand reef tourism jobs
(10,000 jobs should rise out of the mixture to balance acidity)
You can now discard:
The strongly held opinions of 12 million Australians, as well as
Australia’s international reputation
While you are waiting, take the 2.3 billion tonnes of carbon reserved earlier, and:
Slowly simmer one small blue planet
Climate Scientist Speaks by Helen Moore
The Sibyl, with frenzied mouth uttering things not to be laughed at, unadorned and unperfumed, yet reaches to a thousand years with her voice by aid of the god – Heraclitus
Our integrated Earth system is a thing of beauty –
the work of algorithms and differential equations.
In the calm of the lab, I sit by a plasma screen observing
the kaleidoscopic patterns of sea ice concentrations.
Through the laws and logic focussing my mind, I peer into the future.
Arachne, our super-computer, makes 600 trillion calculations
per second, weaves scenes of spiralling instability.
With a tap on my touchscreen, I look through distant eyes in the sky –
polar orbiters that monitor deep-water currents, surface
temperatures and melting rates of glaciers and ice sheets.
Data drops into my office like subterranean water
in a limestone cave, leaving ever more profound impressions.
Often I’m gazing thousands of years into the past,
analysing cryospheric systems, evidence from borings in icecaps –
those giant, glassy scrolls chronicling periods of global heating
and cooling. Unforeseen results appear like rays of sunlight
piercing the atrium of a temple; then my mind fledges hypotheses
that rise on thermal currents. I race to track them down,
start the next phase of rigorous assessment. –
When the media publishes my findings, or I report with colleagues
to Congress, there’s always the hope that this time
our work will make a difference. Mostly I feel as if I’m speaking
with addicts on the subject of their habit –
the harm it’s doing them and others, the denial of this truth.
Back home, I well up as my kids play at being adults –
their make-believe shaped by the only world they know.
O, but my angels, the unravelling web …
‘Climate Scientist Speaks’ was first published in Uncivilised Poetics (Dark Mountain Project).
Net Worth by Dr Ann Vickery
Goodbye mangroves, goodbye coral around the Mundra coast
So long Bombay duck, the poles are empty now
ash pond, ash fall
What is the kutchi word for sorrow?
Say hello $2.60 a day for a twelve year old to cart water
12 hours a day, 6 days a week.
A wash of cholera, a weep of food, the rewards of cheap energy.
Black milk of daybreak we drink you at night
Twilight ties this reef knot across cultures,
binding those who know the ground
now ungrounded. How do you coin loss, what keepsake is currency
that burns through generations? We drown in dark pools,
test the depths of a stream with both feet,
snared in the nets by those who can name
a price on everything but the value of nothing.
Italics from Paul Celan’s ‘Death Fugue’ translated by Michael Hamburger.
Climate Guardian’s final message was delivered by producer/director Pippa Bailey
Thank you Deanne for that beautiful welcome to country. The Climate Guardians acknowledge the Watharung People and pay our respects to elders, past present and emerging. So, to ensure no doubts of our messaging intentions, it is a privilege to be their spokesperson. Please allow us a few points of clarification. The Climate Guardians work is actually designed as activism, to intercept, typically through bold, non-violent direct actions so it’s a welcome challenge for us to stage something where the police don’t arrive.
And this performance was largely a re-enactment of an action we staged in the moat of the National Gallery of Victoria as VIP ‘high level collectors’ were arriving for a private dinner with the Board of directors. Our targets on that occasion were a number of extremely rich and influential people on the NGV’s board and it’s powerful Foundation. These people have long careers in industries that pollute, poison and destroy the natural world. One in particular has also been instrumental in establishing and bankrolling deceptive, tax-exempt industry groups to drive aggressive campaigns that deny science and ultimately undermine the transition to socially and environmentally sustainable alternatives.
Yes, you heard that correctly, they get tax breaks for misleading and deceiving policy makers and the public in order to further enrich themselves regardless of the consequences.
So, that mass of toxic petrochemical, post-consumer waste over there signifies all fossil fuels. Roughly 2000 billion tonnes of greenhouse gas already polluting the Earth’s atmosphere may be invisible, but our oceans and rivers and landscapes are clearly not filling up with plastic all by themselves. The amount of plastic produced in a year now approximates the entire weight of humanity. And as we’ve heard this week, with the release of the latest, Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change report, scientists are running out of words to describe the urgency of the mounting climate crisis. So, how should we feel knowing that it’s the very same industries responsible for destroying our atmosphere and the future of Every living thing, have invested more than $180bn (that’s so far revealed) in petrochemical manufacturing plants?
Now, just imagine if the efforts poured into trawling the planet in search of more resources to extract, was instead put into further advancing existing closed loop, socially and environmentally sustainable alternatives—including astounding developments in farming methods that combines cutting edge sustainable technologies with ancient indigenous approaches to meet all basic and reasonable human needs while at the same time repairing and regenerating damaged ecosystems upon which all life depends?
Yes, another cleaner fairer world is possible. It’s already blossoming in local communities, in site-specific models that are also globally connected through grassroots groups eagerly sharing their learning.
Whilst climate change is simply the most critically urgent of the crisis we face and related to hot topics such as energy, aged care, health, the media, finance or food. It now feels like all lights are blinding us to reveal a seismic, global socio-political and economic reckoning. It demands our focus now more than ever.
So let’s remind ourselves how very blessed we are to live relatively incredibly comfortably, in a society where we are relatively free to speak freely. And determine to recruit more, and more informed voices. And to help make those voices louder, more clear and direct.
We are here in an arts festival. The angels are sometimes uncomfortable in this frame because they are not spectacle, they are serious activists prepared to risk life and limb to stop bulldozers and wake people up. So please pay attention to these important questions.
Why would our Federal Arts & Communications minister Mitch Fifield repeatedly bypass the ABC’s independent nomination panel to stack our national broadcaster’s board with industry representatives—such as the Chair of the Minerals Council of Australia, Vanessa Guthrie, who has zero experience in journalism, or education or broadcasting? Why do we have Ministers with deep ties to the Institute of Public Affairs, the highly deceptive industry front group that is leading the most aggressive attacks on democratic system including the ABC’s editorial independence—ironically under the banner of freedom of speech? And why is Gina Rhinehart so secretive about bankrolling the Institute of Public Affairs and why does she get a tax deduction for it?
And why has Fifield appointed Rio Tinto’s former Chief Executive, who left hurriedly under a cloud over a widely reported bribery scandal—the international investigation of which is still underway—as The Chair of the Australia Council?* This effectively means that Australia’s career artists are at the mercy of someone who has spent their career in one of the world’s most polluting companies in an industry founded on extracting and exploiting, and notorious for dealing with dictators. And, note that Walsh also sits on the Board of Mitsui & Co, a company with oil, gas and coal operations in Australia and all around the world.
People choosing to stand in the way of efforts to transition to a cleaner, fairer world are dangerous and hiding in plain sight—in powerful positions in our parliaments and in prestigious roles on the Boards of our proud cultural institutions—its intolerable. Meanwhile, we must step up efforts to shut down the market for the vast reserves of coal, oil and gas that is the foundation of their power and wealth. Already more than 7 trillion has been divested from fossil fuels by 988 financial institutions, and counting.
And we’ve never had greater capacities to expose agendas and hold leaders to account.
There are so many brilliant, local grassroots based campaigns doing incredible work using a diverse range of strategic and collaborative tactics. So, if you haven’t connected with one yet, we implore you to. Meanwhile, please follow Climate Guardia on Twitter.
Finally giant wing-fulls of thanks for being with us and most especially to the wonderful director of BOAA, Julie Collins, and the brilliant poets and organisers of Plumwood Mountain’s inspiring Hope for Whole: Poets Speak Up to Adani project in support of the Wangan and Jagalingou Traditional Owners who are fighting to defend their lands from Adani and the Queensland and Commonwealth Governments. Please join us in donating to their Defence of Country Fund.
And we all must do more. That is the message today. More renewable, decentralised power to you!
* As the Chair of the Australia Council, Sam Walsh is receiving $59,780 (and possibly an additional $9,680) per year.
It was World Threatened Species Day, which resonated deeply with us Coal Diggers given the mounting, grave threats we face from the lefty-greenie-driven global uptake of solar and wind extractors! 🌞🌀
Determined to protect our specie’s way of life (and our effluence💰), at all costs, we decided to reach out to HRH The Queen. After all, without the Monarchy, us Coal Diggers would never have become so divinely enriched and entitled in the first place, right? 🔑👑
Fortuitously we ascertained that 1) as Australians, it’s our birthright to be granted a portrait of our Queen, and that 2) our local MP (and key parliamentary nemesis) The Honourable Adam Bandt was hosting The Inaugural God Save The Queen(s) Portrait Collection Ceremony in the very heart of the smashed avocado 🥑 eating peoples’ den – the Standard Hotel in Fitzroy.
The inner city heartland of the tofu eaters is a dangerous place for Coal Diggers, so we armed ourselves with a copious supply of coking coal to spike the extremist-leftists’ Chardonnays, and a bag of 💰💰💰 (aka “political donations”) to secure Adam’s favor and to put an end to the very mean things he’s been saying about our beloved coal. ☹️😢
Ever opportunistic we also naturally decided to capitalize by extracting a free portrait of HRH the Queen, while promoting BUMS* noble cause and generally stealing the show with our effluent and charismatic presence. 🔥💅📢
At one point an emotional CEO2 Coral Bleach proclaimed herself the Queen of the Neo-COALonial movement and claimed the ceremony to be conclusive proof of popular support for her divine reign. BUMS’ Attorney, Lignite Pitt QC (who was in attendance to escort Ms Bleach and to carry the brown paper bags💰) said that this was a case of res ipsa loquitur, so it must be true!
In fairness it has to be said that (after partaking in some coking coal) the Greenies were surprisingly understanding about our justifiable fear of the chronic outbreaks of the CID (Coal Investile Dysfunction) and REF (Renewable Energy Fever) contagia that are sweeping global markets. 💉💊
A particular highlight for us was the Honourable member delivering a passionate speech about how entrenched and influential Coal Diggers still are in Australia’s political system 💪👊, which warmed the cockles of our hearts ❤️ and definitely wasn’t fake news! 📰
Meanwhile, on the other side of town our adversaries were gathering in force at the State Library of Victoria to demand that coal stays IN THE GROUND! Quelle horror! 😖😫😱 Our day therefore took a decided turn for the worse as hundreds of hippies and other malcontents rallied against us vulnerable Coal Diggers as the sun set on Threatened Species Day. 😢
Thank the Lord that we still have the attentive ScoMo however! His prosperity theology 😇🤑 (aka neoliberalism) gets our tick of ✅😃 approval and he fully deserves another lump of coal for Christmas!🎄💰
*Billionaires United Mining Services (aka the Coalition government of Australia)
BREAKING: On behalf of BUMS*, Coral Bleach and Lignite Pitt QC are seeking legal advice to challenge the Victorian state government’s massive rooftop solar power scheme on the grounds that it undermines their legacy control over power.
“It’s a reckless and selfish pinkie-bats plot to strip Coal Diggers of their rightful profits!” exclaimed Coral Bleach. “Consistent with our entitled role in keeping lights on, expect us to retain the most prestigious law firm billionaires can buy,” added her Attorney Lignite Pitt QC.
Add your voice to the chorus of outrage:
*Billionaires United Mining Services – a joint venture PPP (Protecting Private Profits) initiative with Australia’s Coalition Leaders and their financial backers 💡
Today Coral Bleach and her high flying BUMS* entourage—including Our Gina, Our Mitch (Minister for Billionaires Communications), Our Rupie (Emperor of Our Media Empire), Our Vanessa (Chief of the Minerals Council of Australia and already on ABC’s Board thanks to Our Mitch), and other effluent Billionaire Coal Diggers and aspirants—joined together for a high powered re-launch of the newly re-branded Institute for Gina’s Affairs.
Institute of Public Affairs people are literally all over our media thanks largely to Our Mentor and Spiritual Mother Gina.
“As court documents show, Our Gina has rightfully given untold millions to the (former) Institute of Public Affairs—as much as 91 per cent of its entire budget during 2016. Clearly she deserves Naming Rights status for her heroic efforts to defend us Billionaires from the green communist immigrants!, said BUMS* CEO2 Ms Coral Bleach.
With its deductible gift recipient (charity) status, The Institute of Public Affairs has long been the darling of charitable lobby groups for the rich and powerful. Expressed another way, what Billionaire Coal Digger could refuse a tax deduction for lobbying services to scrap environmental protections and workers rights? And considering how much free content Gina’s IPA has showered on the ABC, clearly Aussie’s have a right to know the facts of her generous patronage!
Thanks to the Institute for Gina Affairs, billionaires are on track to own and control ALL mainstream media outlets. And thanks to Our Mitch it’s looking like we’ll be back re-launching the ABC as the GBC in no time!,” suggested Ms Bleach with a wink and nod.
‘On that note, have you read our latest fav IPA publication (reprints to be rebranded IGA, naturally) publication, Against Public Broadcasting: Why Facts Cost Us Money & How We Hide Them From You?” added Ms Bleach.
* Billionaires United Mining Services – a joint venture PPP (aka Protecting Private Profits) with Australia’s COALition