Aussie Coal Diggers are dedicated extractors and exploiters, diggers, dealers and heavy lifters! Of course, we Carbon Barons should be able to cover every inch of Australia with quarries, gas terminals and pipelines for short term profits! How else could Aussies have overtaken Saudi Arabia and Russia to become the world’s biggest fossil frackers?! We contend that the Magna Carta (on its proper construction) protects fossil billionaires’ rightful rights and entitlements to be publidly subsidised to own and control access to energy sources
for profits for forevermore.
Under the direction of CEO2 Coral Bleach, our Aussie-based Billionaires United Mining Services (BUMS) conglomerate specialises in elitist-level deep-state lobbying, as well as military ‘Psy-Ops’ tactics to infect frackers’ target communities (ie anyone with fossils under their feet) with ‘information disorder’,
and other democracy destabilising operations.
Srsly peeps, there are no depths BUMS won’t go to prop up polluters’ rightful profits!