Hey Malcolm, choose our Hackers Guild!

Hey Malcolm, choose our Hackers Guild!

Is “democracy” (chortle!) standing in the way of your unlimited financial ambitions? Call the Hackers Guild on 1800 666 666 now! Having trouble getting approval to frack or mine nature reserves, National Parks, sacred sites or pesky farmers’ land? The Hackers’ Guild...

Your Taxes @ Work

Your Taxes @ Work

Backed by neo-heavyweights, including BUMS* CEO2 Coral Bleach, Michelle & Vanessa Guthrie (no relation) have united on the ABC's board to usher in a new era of ‘balance’ from the public broadcaster! Ever since Ruppie’s daddy Keith helped found the Institute of...

Climate Guardians Descend on US Consulate Melbourne

Climate Guardians Descend on US Consulate Melbourne

As the new US Republican Administration’s assaults on human rights and environmental protections continue to mount, they're being met with ongoing and unprecedented demonstrations of determined resistance. Last monday’s ‘Presidents Day’ 2017 (20th February) saw...

The Clean Coal Fairy™ (every polluter’s fantasy)

The Clean Coal Fairy™ (every polluter’s fantasy)

Federal Cabinet Ministers fondling lumps of coal in parliament is all the evidence needed to prove that digging & dealing & burning is what makes Australia the truly greatest quarry in the world. To unequivocally allay the doubts of any deniers out there, the...

‘Coal by Josh and Matt’ (and Malcolm) grades high-rank

Dear Poet, Thank you for submitting to ClimAct’s inaugural Pen a Coal Poem for Christmas Competition. In case you didn’t read the automated disclaimer carefully—as Gina’s A1-devotee—Coral Bleach's Our Profits was always entitled to win. Like Gina, Coral must always...

Our Auntie is Not a Murdoch

The tried and tested means of transferring invaluable public assets—assets that were established by generations of citizens—into private hands goes like this: Proclaim that the nation’s budget is out of control and cut taxes for corporations and the wealthiest people...

Crashing the IPA’s Coalabration!

Crashing the IPA’s Coalabration!

As always, the latest Institute of Public Affairs gala was a glorious occasion for us billionaire miners! We hobble-knobbled among corporate global giants including Texas Public Policy Foundation & Koch Brothers funded Chuck DeVore whose advice to the rapturous...

From ashes to ashes, bye bye Hazelwood. Finally

From ashes to ashes, bye bye Hazelwood. Finally

Hazelwood fired up on the eve of the inaugural UN 'Earth Summit' (1972). Ironically it was at this Summit that the first UN declaration was made re addressing the seriousness of climate change. The old and decrepit Hazelwood is an appalling polluter. It has long been...

BUMS Election Eve Blitz

Jul 9, 2022

Coral Bleach & The Coal Heads storm Parliament Station, Melbourne, 19th May 2022, Image courtesy of Julian Meehan

 

Here they are – Coral Bleach and The Coal Heads – at Parliament station standing up for BUMS, ahem, YOUR rightful rights and entitlements on the eve of Australia’s Federal Election 2022! ✊💰

 

Coral Bleach handing out BUMS ‘how to vote’ cards while The Coal Heads rocked. Image courtesy of Julian Meehan

Making sure that peeps don’t be fooled by other peeps’ FAKE NEWS*!

Coral Bleach explains why no one will have any jobs or avocados if greenest/tealist revolutionists get any seats in Parliament. Image courtesy of Julian Meehan

Reassuring random peeps that EVERYTHING Clive & us fellow BUMS say is totes TRUE! 👍

How good are The Coal Heads?! Image courtesy of Julian Meehan

* help keep Oz’s zero truth in political advertising a thing (that works very well for us)! 😉